How Come Quotes

179 How Come quotes by 147 unique authors

Nowadays people always say, 'How come he's doing such young shows?' But they never mention 'The Mod Squad'. I was very proud of that show.… — Aaron Spelling
There are two kinds of books in the world--the boring kind they make you read in school and the interesting kind that they won't let… — LouAnne Johnson
People have always wondered what my opinion on Stevie Wonder is. I say if he's so great how come he can't see? I mean, God… — Zach Braff
How come the little things bother you when you are in a bad position? They don't bother you in good positions. — Yasser Seirawan
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? — George Carlin
Let me go to Clinton's new proposal: to have uniforms in public schools. And people are doing that. How come they're doing that? Dress codes!… — Russell Means
How come, just as the rocket is launching, the astronauts don't also shoot some fireworks out the window? It would make the whole takeoff look… — Jack Handey
Jesus was the poorest of the poor. Roman Catholicism, which claims to be His church, is the richest of the rich, the wealthiest institution on… — Avro Manhattan
If women can sleep their way to the top, how come they aren't there? — Ellen Goodman
Hey yogurt, if you're so cultured, how come I never see you at the opera? — Stephen Colbert
If god created man in his own image, how come I'm not invisible? — David Powers
Most of the human body disease such as Obesity, Cancer, Heart disease are linked with our food which we eat in our day to day… — Subodh Gupta
The IRS said today anyone with a refund coming from their 2001 taxes will lose it if they don't pick it up by April 15th.… — Jay Leno
Yesterday President Obama said, 'We can't continue to treat tax money like monopoly money.' Oh really - how come all those guys on Wall Street… — Jay Leno
If dolphins are so intelligent, how come they ain't got Walkmans? — John Lydon
How come Kony gets a viral video made about him and i don't — Robert Mugabe
If it's the ultimate game, how come they're playing it again next year? — Duane Thomas
If Dracula can’t see his reflection, how come his parting’s always neat? — Karl Pilkington
Kerr's Three Rules for a Successful College: Have plenty of football for the alumni, sex for the students, and parking for the faculty. If law… — Calvin Trillin
How come everybody cheers when chicks flash their T&A, but when I pull out my D&Bs, i'm a registered sex offender. — Daniel Tosh
How come Aquaman can control whales? They’re mammals! Makes no sense. — Andy Weir
If the models are as flawed as critics say you have to ask yourself, 'How come they work?' — Gavin Schmidt
How come when I was a kid, I couldn't be picked on bullies like that? — CM Punk
And, by the way, how come all the people who were so in favor of unilateral nuclear disarmament are so opposed to unilateral protection against… — P.J. O'Rourke
What am I responsible for? Who am I responsible to? Everybody? How come when Archie Bunker nailed everybody, it was funny - but when I… — Sam Kinison

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