How Come Quotes

179 How Come quotes by 147 unique authors

Out of the tens of thousands of prosthetic legs they've made, there's never been any 400-meter athletes run under 50 seconds. So, if this was… — Oscar Pistorius
The critics - how come you never see any of them on TV? — Willard Scott
Sometimes I wonder why I'm not working at McDonald's and how come I have the life I have. I don't know. But I'm happy that… — Rachel True
How come when it's us, it's an abortion, and when it's a chicken, it's an omelet? Are we so much better than chickens all of… — George Carlin
How come life is so important in the nine months before birth, but then we sort of forget about the importance, we're not worried about… — Birch Bayh
How come I can pick my ears, but not my nose? Who made up that rule anyway? How can you say that's the way it… — Ani DiFranco
When you look for independence and you get what you want, how come you look back thinking what have I done? — Unknown Author
You say in life, mistakes are many. How come you never admit to any? — Shawn Colvin
How come I have too many things to do all the time...?? — Hiroko Sakai
How come princesses always have some huge flaw that can cause their downfall? — Rachel Cohn
How come "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing? — Ziggy Marley
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?… — George Carlin
How come pleasure never makes it on to... a dutiful list of do's and don'ts? Doesn't joy also get soft and flabby if you neglect… — Ellen Goodman
When I was making a shift... from one thing to another I didn't want to be answering questions: 'How come you're doing this?' 'How come… — Joe Fafard
If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name? — Billy Connolly
My feeling about growing up in New Jersey was, 'How come I'm not in New York?' That being said, I'm older and I have a… — Anne Hathaway
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the… — Alan King
Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? — Jay Leno
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? — Bette Midler
If you have two steaks, one that's an inch thick, one that's 2 inches thick, how much longer does the thicker one need to cook?… — Nathan Myhrvold
How come foreign accents are so sexy? If I say, 'I'm going to the store,' it sounds boring, benign and rudimentary. But if it's said… — Rachel Nichols
How come I love having an episode of deja vu? It's akin to an out-of-body experience, I would think. It sits with me, happily, begging… — Rachel Nichols
How come liberals never admit that they're liberal? They've now come up with a new word called 'progressive,' which I thought was an insurance company… — Marco Rubio
There's so much negative imagery of black fatherhood. I've got tons of friends that are doing the right thing by their kids, and doing the… — Will Smith
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? — Lily Tomlin

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