"If Jesus was a Jew, how come he…" — Billy Connolly

More First Name Quotes

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• I'm Mitt Romney-and yes Wolf, that's also my first name. — Mitt Romney
• Last name 'Ever', first name 'Greatest' — Drake
• Started off local but thanks to all the haters, I know G4 pilots on a first name basis. — Drake
• The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls you by your first name. — Maggie Kuhn
• My dad named me Dakota and my mom came up with my first name Hannah. So it's Hannah Dakota Fanning — Dakota Fanning
• I thought I would keep the first name Susan and change the last name but I picked up this book… — Morgan Brittany
• My mother's very proud of the name she gave me. She thought it sounded rhythmically better. It doesn't really make… — Holly Marie Combs
• Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper. — Bobby Heenan
• The only name on my birth certificate was Henley, no first name. — Rickey Henderson
• I dunno, when I started writing really I was like, filling out applications and stuff real early. Last name first,… — Tom Waits
• Rembrandt's first name was Beauregard, which is why he never used it. — Dave Barry
• You know, I once leased a Mercedes because I got a good deal on it because of my first name. — Mercedes Ruehl

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