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How Quotes by Emo Philips
- I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought:…
- I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is.…
- How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
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