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People all over the world now are following our election. And according to a new international poll that just came out, I think this came…

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The hockey lockout of 1994 - 1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering... and can now get down to some serious…
There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next semester, every…
The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
Real life is about reacting quickly to the opportunity at hand, not the opportunity you envisioned. Not thinking and scheming for the…
Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq
Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this…
Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter talks about…
By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce you husband…
Lenscrafters is upset with Tea Partier Michele Bachmann because she called Planned Parenthood 'the Lenscrafters of abortion.' Lenscrafters released a statement today…
President Obama , I guess, is starting to confess to some of his anxieties. In a recent interview, President Obama said, 'I…
Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as ridiculous.

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He may have gone to bed three hours ago, but he knows who he is playing. You can rest assured that he… — Walter Hagen
For me, a few hours ago, this campaign came to an end. For all those whose cares have been our concern, the… — Edward Kennedy
Why do I have to feed the kids? They just ate twelve hours ago! — Bill Cosby
People all over the world now are following our election. And according to a new international poll that just came out, I… — Conan O'Brien
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I think we ought to all take a step back and remember where we were 24, 48 hours ago, a week ago,… — Jay Carney
I was going home two hours ago, but was met by Mr. Griffith, who has kept me ever since. . . .… — Richard Steele
I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.' — Phyllis Diller
I know what it's like to finish the laundry and to look in the basket five minutes later and it's full again.… — Ann Romney
I called. Why wasn't anyone here?"- Elena We were here." Clay said. "Around, anyway. You should have left a message." I did.… — Kelley Armstrong
[...] and as I walked, I tried to see the funny side. It wasn't easy, and I'm still not sure that I… — Hugh Laurie
I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago." "Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers madly.… — MaryJanice Davidson

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