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Home Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- If women are breadwinners and men bring home the bacon, why do people complain about having no dough? I'm confused. Also hungry.
- There's nothing American tourists like more than the things they can get at home.
- The summer movies are coming out. My advice: just stay home and burn a good book.
- Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those…
- it's back to school time. or as home-schoolers call it, stay-where-you-are time.
- A mother needs to be in the home even when the kids aren’t. A messy house sends a coded message to children: “I’m not loveable.…
- Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those…
More Home Quotes
- I'm hoping someday that some kid, black or white, will hit more home runs than myself. Whoever it is, I'd be pulling… — Hank Aaron
- People usually are the happiest at home. — William Shakespeare
- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- Years ago someone wrote [about me]: 'She characterizes Molly Weasley as a mother who is only at home looking after the children.'… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
- There's a tremendous difference between alone and lonely. You could be lonely in a group of people. I like being alone. I… — Drew Barrymore
- One may make their house a palace of sham, or they can make it a home, a refuge. — Mark Twain
- A citizen at his home in Rockford, Illinois, or Boulder, Colorado, could read a newspaper, listen to a radio, or watch the… — Jeff Greenfield
- I think a major element of jetlag is psychological. Nobody ever tells me what time it is at home. — David Attenborough