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The hockey lockout of 1994 - 1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering... and can now get down to some serious…
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There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
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Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next semester, every…
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The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
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Real life is about reacting quickly to the opportunity at hand, not the opportunity you envisioned. Not thinking and scheming for the…
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Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq
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Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this…
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Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter talks about…
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By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce you husband…
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Lenscrafters is upset with Tea Partier Michele Bachmann because she called Planned Parenthood 'the Lenscrafters of abortion.' Lenscrafters released a statement today…
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President Obama , I guess, is starting to confess to some of his anxieties. In a recent interview, President Obama said, 'I…
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Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as ridiculous.
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In a new interview, Newt Gingrich says he cheated on two of his wives because he was too consumed with love for…
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The Greatest Happiness is to scatter your enemy and drive him before you. To see his cities reduced to ashes. To see…
— Genghis Khan
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They try to say what you are, spiritual or sexual? They wonder about Solomon and all his wives. In the body of…
— Rumi
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And in the end, bin Laden died in a squalid suburban compound surrounded by his wives and children and far from the…
— Peter Bergen
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Now hear it, O inhabitants of the earth, Jew and Gentile, Saint and sinner! When our father Adam came into the garden…
— Brigham Young
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Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this…
— Bertrand Russell
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Dear Jane, Just so you know: e. e. cummings cheated on both of his wives. With prostitutes. Yours, Will Grayson
— John Green
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I jog through the halls and then go upstairs to Jane’s locker and carefully slip the note I wrote last night through…
— John Green
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...I know that in your heart you miss all those wonderful moments you spent with my father --watching him gnaw on the…
— David Eddings
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For my own part I would as soon be descended from that heroic little monkey, who braved his dreaded enemy in order…
— Charles Darwin
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Belshazzar, whiles he tasted the wine, commanded to bring the golden and silver vessels which his father Nebuchadnezzar had taken out of…
— Bible
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