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Bill Engvall has 26 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, that it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties...welcome…
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There's a group in California that wants to make suicide a capital offense punishable by death. That's like punishing someone for being…
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I called my wife up on the cell phone and said baby you aint gonna believe this, i go, we just hit…
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I go "I just want a cup of black coffee." She goes "Do you want to try a biscotti? They're from Italy…
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He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot."…
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I've come up with the three things you never want to hear at your kid's parent/teacher conference. Number one: 'You're only responsible…
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Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger.
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I might have tried bungee jumping, until I saw that video of that guy whose cord came untied. He didn't know it…
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So finally, on about the fifteenth tee, I hit the drive of my life. And any of you people who play golf,…
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Hat's why they're man's best friend. 'Cause guys want buddies that are dumber than they are. So do women, but they've already…
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This guy from L.A. sits down next to me, and he says 'you like baseball?' I said, 'Oh, man, I love baseball.'…
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I hit two trees and fell down a ditch. And that was just walking from the lodge.
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A newborn child has to cry, for only in this way will his lungs expand. A doctor once told me of a…
— Sadhu Sundar Singh
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A man can no more take in a supply of grace for the future than he can eat enough today to last…
— Dwight L. Moody
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A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character.
— Federico Tesio
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Philosophy is good advice, and no one gives good advice at the top of his lungs.
— Seneca the Younger
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It was the forty-fathom slumber that clears the soul and eye and heart, and sends you to breakfast ravening. They emptied a…
— Rudyard Kipling
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I grew up in a household where everybody lived at the top of his lungs.
— Frank Langella
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[He] looked up and imagined the hand of God flinging stars like shining dust across the heavens. No. He was wrong to…
— Francine Rivers
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[I]t is the wine that leads me on, the wild wine that sets the wisest man to sing at the top of…
— Homer
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Richard began to understand darkness: darkness as something solid and real, so much more than a simple absence of light. He felt…
— Neil Gaiman
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He breathed out the bitter air that makes women doubt everything, and I breathed it in, as I had always done. I…
— Miranda July
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With that, he looked over his shoulder. Blay's breath shot out of his lungs. "Oh... my God," he whispered.
— J R Ward
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Rose pictured him standing at the boundary of the Ogletree house in that enormous fur cape, with a giant sword sticking over…
— Ilona Andrews
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