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The hockey lockout of 1994 - 1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering... and can now get down to some serious…
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There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
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Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next semester, every…
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The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
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Real life is about reacting quickly to the opportunity at hand, not the opportunity you envisioned. Not thinking and scheming for the…
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Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq
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Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this…
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Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter talks about…
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By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce you husband…
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Lenscrafters is upset with Tea Partier Michele Bachmann because she called Planned Parenthood 'the Lenscrafters of abortion.' Lenscrafters released a statement today…
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President Obama , I guess, is starting to confess to some of his anxieties. In a recent interview, President Obama said, 'I…
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Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as ridiculous.
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A time is coming when men will go mad, and when they see someone who is not mad, they will attack him,…
— Anthony the Great
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Arnold Schwarzenegger is in trouble after tapes surfaced of him saying negative things about other Republicans. Actually the Schwarzenegger tapes surfaced last…
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... when I heard Apache by the Shadows, that was it ! ...then there was a guitar player named Steve Gordon, he…
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You know, I had my mother and my father convincing me that he would be going back to Hollywood and he'd be…
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He was always saying, 'I wonder what Paul is doing.' When John and I were together, and this is about a week…
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I resisted the temptation to turn around and stick out my tongue in derision at Beliquose. After all, there was no telling…
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I'll go gentle on him, ... I promise not to rough him up too much. I just think him saying stuff like…
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Don Quixote followed nature, and being satisfied with his first sleep, did not solicit more. As for Sancho, he never wanted a…
— Miguel de Cervantes
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...There are also those who inadvertently grant power to another man's words by continuously trying to spite him. If a man gets…
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I remember running up to my dad and saying, 'I want to be an actor when I grow up!' And him saying,…
— Allen Leech
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My father was a negative person. He actually taught me to be negative, if that makes any sense. I remember him saying:…
— Joyce Meyer
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Someone told me the delightful story of the crusader who put a chastity belt on his wife and gave the key to…
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