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Him Quotes by Woody Allen
- If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
- Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.
- I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
- He adored New York City. He idolized it all out of proportion... no, make that: he - he romanticized it all out of proportion. Yes.…
- The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.
- Even if God exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him.
- My father owned a small piece of land. He carried it with him wherever he went.
- If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
- This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, Doc, my brother’s crazy. He thinks he’s a chicken. The doctor says, Well, why don’t you turn…
- How wrong Emily Dickinson was! Hope is not "the thing with feathers." The thing with feathers has turned out to be my nephew. I must…
- My father worked for the same firm for 12 years. They fired him and replaced him with a tiny gadget that does everything my father…
- If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
- If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is…
More Him Quotes
- I'm hoping someday that some kid, black or white, will hit more home runs than myself. Whoever it is, I'd be pulling… — Hank Aaron
- I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is over self. — Aristotle
- A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler… — Aristotle
- Yes, all fundamentalists feel that in a secular society, God has been relegated to the margin, to the periphery and they are… — Karen Armstrong
- There is in every madman a misunderstood genius whose idea, shining in his head, frightened people, and for whom delirium was the… — Antonin Artaud
- To insult someone we call him 'bestial. For deliberate cruelty and nature, 'human' might be the greater insult. — Isaac Asimov
- Today, the Iraqi citizen sees that America is coming and wants to occupy his country and kill him, and he is willing… — Bashar al-Assad
- If a superior give any order to one who is under him which is against that man's conscience, although he do not… — Francis of Assisi
- When suffering knocks at your door and you say there is no seat for him, he tells you not to worry because… — Chinua Achebe
- When I was doing Bean more than I've done him in the last few years, I did strange things - like appearing… — Rowan Atkinson
- Art is man's constant effort to create for himself a different order of reality from that which is given to him. — Chinua Achebe
- Fame often makes a writer vain, but seldom makes him proud. — Wystan Hugh Auden