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- Text her goodnight. That other dude that's in love with her probably already texted her. You gotta outshine him.
- Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day, but give a man an empty house and a hand mirror, and he'll…
- Let him open your mind before he opens your Legs. The bond usually lasts longer.
- I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. Honest, I only meant to rough him up a bit.
- A relationship with God is the most important relationship you can have. Trust him and everything will always turn out fine.
- If her husband walks in while you're fucking her... ask him to join. You're already fucked anyways...
- HUSBAND, SMART, A man who buys his wife such fine china that she will never trust him to do the dishes;
- HUSBAND, TRADITIONAL, A man who expects his wife to help him with the dishes
- WIFE, A woman who can be labelled intelligent when she sees through her husband -- she's understanding when she sees him through;
- Ladies don't be afraid to get naughty. Rock his world and leave him begging for more!
- FULL NAME: What you call your child when you're mad at him.
- A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'
- When you thought I wasn't looking I heard you say a prayer, and I knew that there is a God I could always talk to,…
- Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food.
- I don't understand how girls could be so in love with a guy one week and the next not even talk to him for no…
- If a guy tells you he's not ready for a relationship, it's ok to give him time. Just not any of yours...he's clearly not interested.
- After miraculously surviving two heart surgeries, pneumonia and a mild stroke, at 82 my grandfather was no longer able to care for himself. Now he…
- Alex Rodriguez never gets clutch hits in October, yet his fans insist on comparing him to Babe Ruth. So A-Rod tries to get as close…
- You know why the US can't find Osama Bin Laden? They're using the wrong agency to look for him. Don't send the Army, Navy, Marines…
- Why do they put alcohol on the arm of a death row inmate before they give him the needle? Are they afraid he might get…
- If Men Got Pregnant: They'd have to stop saying, I'm afraid I'll drop him.
- Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
- Porn Rule: When a husband finds that his wife has been cheating on him, he is more turned on than angry.
- The Doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another six months.
- I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest, I only intended to rough him up a bit.
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- I'm hoping someday that some kid, black or white, will hit more home runs than myself. Whoever it is, I'd be pulling… — Hank Aaron
- I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is over self. — Aristotle
- A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler… — Aristotle
- Yes, all fundamentalists feel that in a secular society, God has been relegated to the margin, to the periphery and they are… — Karen Armstrong
- There is in every madman a misunderstood genius whose idea, shining in his head, frightened people, and for whom delirium was the… — Antonin Artaud
- To insult someone we call him 'bestial. For deliberate cruelty and nature, 'human' might be the greater insult. — Isaac Asimov
- Today, the Iraqi citizen sees that America is coming and wants to occupy his country and kill him, and he is willing… — Bashar al-Assad
- If a superior give any order to one who is under him which is against that man's conscience, although he do not… — Francis of Assisi
- When suffering knocks at your door and you say there is no seat for him, he tells you not to worry because… — Chinua Achebe
- When I was doing Bean more than I've done him in the last few years, I did strange things - like appearing… — Rowan Atkinson
- Art is man's constant effort to create for himself a different order of reality from that which is given to him. — Chinua Achebe
- Fame often makes a writer vain, but seldom makes him proud. — Wystan Hugh Auden