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He Quotes by Groucho Marx
- Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
- She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
- A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
- One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
- There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.
- I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.
- Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
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