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- H is for Hardware store: I'd rather go to the hardware store than the opera. And I like the opera. — Marlene Dietrich
- If a politician isn't perfectly comfortable with the idea of his average constituent, any man, woman, or responsible child, walking into a… — L. Neil Smith
- I also taught myself how to blow glass using a propane torch from the hardware store and managed to make some elementary… — Robert B. Laughlin
- The whole town laughed at my great-grandfather, just because he worked hard and saved his money. True, working at the hardware store… — Jack Handey
- Most of my colleagues go on backpacking trips when they have to do some thinking. I go to a good hardware store… — Neal Stephenson
- I think people should be proud of the work they do, whatever it is. I have this other arty side that loves… — Aida Turturro
- I can't go to the hardware store, cut a sheet in half and staple it to the window anymore. It doesn't fly. — James Badge Dale
- In New York in 1915 I bought at a hardware store a snow shovel on which I wrote in advance of the… — Marcel Duchamp