« All Guys Want Quotes
·
Bill Engvall's Page
Guys Want Quotes by Bill Engvall
1 Guys Want quote by Bill Engvall
More Quotes by Bill Engvall
Bill Engvall has 26 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
-
My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, that it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties...welcome…
-
There's a group in California that wants to make suicide a capital offense punishable by death. That's like punishing someone for being…
-
I called my wife up on the cell phone and said baby you aint gonna believe this, i go, we just hit…
-
I go "I just want a cup of black coffee." She goes "Do you want to try a biscotti? They're from Italy…
-
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot."…
-
I've come up with the three things you never want to hear at your kid's parent/teacher conference. Number one: 'You're only responsible…
-
Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger.
-
I might have tried bungee jumping, until I saw that video of that guy whose cord came untied. He didn't know it…
-
So finally, on about the fifteenth tee, I hit the drive of my life. And any of you people who play golf,…
-
Hat's why they're man's best friend. 'Cause guys want buddies that are dumber than they are. So do women, but they've already…
-
This guy from L.A. sits down next to me, and he says 'you like baseball?' I said, 'Oh, man, I love baseball.'…
-
I hit two trees and fell down a ditch. And that was just walking from the lodge.
See all 26 quotes by Bill Engvall »
More Guys Want Quotes
Popular Guys Want quotes from across the collection:
-
I like to rock and roll, but I'm a mushy guy, too. I want to be the guy that all the girls…
— Kenny Chesney
-
It's like all guys want to do is make a dunk, grab their shirt and yell out and scream - they could…
— Oscar Robertson
-
I didn't get along with Lindsay Lohan on Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, but you have to consider that we were…
— Megan Fox
-
So many girls and guys want to find a girlfriend and settle down. But it's fun to be single.
— Brody Jenner
-
Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up…
— Bryan Callen
-
You know, these guys want to talk about God; 'Oh, I want to thank God. I want to thank God.' Listen, I'm…
— Chael Sonnen
-
What you guys want, I'm for.
— Dan Quayle
-
Michael Buble is seriously my favorite entertainer. Have you ever seen the guy in concert? He's hilarious. Women love him. Guys want…
— Blake Shelton
-
Whenever you bring up women's internal workings, guys want to change the subject. Unless, of course, they're trying to change the laws.
— Gail Collins
-
If I'm scared and I'm a coward, why do you guys want to see me fight?
— Floyd Mayweather, Jr.
-
You can't get a good crew and a good sound system, and a good light system if you do a small tour.…
— Bob Seger
-
Maybe I should, I don't know leave? Because this is starting to sound like one of those reality shows I don't want…
— Rachel Caine
See all Guys Want Quotes »
Browse Bill Engvall Quotes by Category