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Guy Quotes by Christopher Moore
- He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you.
- Nobody's perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him....
- Like most Beta Males, he didn't realize that being a good guy was not necessarily an attraction to women.
- It's very difficult to stay angry when a room full of bald guys in orange robes start giggling. Buddhism.
- It's about average for us. Behavior always draws more than survey. We're the sexy ones,' Nate said with a grin. Amy snorted. 'Oh, yeah, you…
- Normally if I met a guy who was unemployed and illiterate who hadn't bathed in a couple of weeks, I'd be standing in a puddle…
- ...One time you take a hundred thousand dollars and let a vampire go, the whole world turns on you like you're some kind of bad…
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