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When I first moved to L.A., I thought about turning gay. Then I realized none of the guys I was interested in was good enough… — Zach Braff
I was used to being the smartest guy in the room, and then God dropped me in a place that was well beyond me. It… — Matt Chandler
This guy (Pat Robertson) obviously wants to be a prophet so bad. I wonder if he walks around at home dressed up in a bed… — Pat Condell
Itâ€™s as hard to explain as a sexual proclivity. Some guys like high-heeled shoes. I like horror. — Guillermo del Toro
I just want to be the guy that inspires other kids to come do what I'm doing. — Shaun White
I love queers as much as the next guy, I just don't think I should have to sit beside them on public transport. — Zach Braff
I don't have anything against this Jesus guy, but has he written, directed, and starred in his own movie? — Zach Braff
I'm not gay, but I'm still the kind of guy where, even though you have no chance, they still want to hang around me so… — Zach Braff
I'm not actually an arrogant guy. It's just that, truthfully, nobody else can really compare to me. — Zach Braff
When I think about the holidays, I think about the Salvation Army guys ringing bells in front of stores. They're always so nice to you… — Zach Braff
They say that guys who like chick flicks tend to do a little better with the ladies. Well, I INVENTED the chick flick, so you… — Zach Braff
There is one person I can think of better than me. And that's Zach Braff. What a cool guy. — Zach Braff
One time this guy on the street wanted me to give him a medical opinion, because I'm a doctor on TV. I'm also a real… — Zach Braff
I mean, nobody's ever thrown a big rock at me or my friends, but we're all pretty tough guys and could probably handle it. — Zach Braff
Sure the jews killed jesus, but the guy was an awful carpenter — Zach Braff
I don't want to be one of those guys, but Snape DOES kill Dumbledore. — Zach Braff
Yeah, I saw the guy running out of the building carrying a rifle, I just didn't say anything to the cops because I was so… — Zach Braff
I'm not an hour late. You guys were just an hour early. — Zach Braff
To win this league, the toughest league in the country, and to be outright champs is a tribute to their effort. It's a great lesson… — Thad Matta
It is a tremendous honor to be a No. 2 seed, and to get to play so close to home in Dayton. It is an… — Thad Matta

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