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I would spar with the boys at school. This guy I had a crush on, we called him Spitfire -- I gave him a bloody… — Ashley Greene
Iâ€™ll be quite frank with you â€” I didnâ€™t know about Hunger Games â€” so when Iâ€™m telling kids and they say, â€˜Who are you… — Lenny Kravitz
A lot of guys really I get the feeling don't care whether you like their show or not, you know. I want people to enjoy… — Regis Philbin
I played golf... I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying... — Mitch Hedberg
Say, I was on The Craig Kilbourne Show and the next day I flew to Minneapolis. I was at the airport and a guy came… — Mitch Hedberg
One time a guy handed me a picture. He said, 'Here's a picture of me when I was younger.' Every picture is of you when… — Mitch Hedberg
If I'd understood back then that a guy could be in love with another one, it would have happened. But I didn't come to that… — Sal Mineo
For some interesting reason, I also like a guy who has a littte bit of a belly. I think that's really cute. — Carmen Electra
I like to wear a lot of baggy things. Like, I buy guys' clothes, like T-shirts, and I cut them up and wear them loose,… — Taylor Momsen
A guy at ABC told me to change my name and get a nose job. I said 'You get a nose job.' — Mariska Hargitay
I know now for a fact that improv can't hold a candle to doing standup. It's not the same buzz, it just isn't. It feels… — Ron James
Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are little short guys that wear yarmulkes… — Donald Trump
When I build something for somebody, I always add $50 million or $60 million onto the price. My guys come in, they say it's going… — Donald Trump
I never go for the stereotypically good-looking guy. Maybe it's unfair, but if I see a good-looking guy, inside I'm like, 'What does he have… — Brittany Daniel
Guns aren't just a tool of last resort. They're awesome. That's why people stroke them. And name them, and take pictures with them. You guys… — Bill Maher
Sarah Palin said perhaps the most irresponsible thing I've ever heard any politician say. She said, 'The only thing that stops a bad guy with… — Bill Maher
We learned this week that Mitt Romney is building a car elevator in his house. An elevator for your cars. I get the feeling this… — Bill Maher
Romney, Gingrich, Santorum spent their week lecturing America about the morality of birth control. You know, you guys don't need birth control, you are birth… — Bill Maher
Which is why I'd like to tip off law enforcement to an even larger child-abusing religious cult. Its leader also has a compound. And this… — Bill Maher
What I have against religion is that they start you when you are so defenseless. I mean, I was three when they started pumping this… — Bill Maher

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