Guy Quotes

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She is the one who makes everyone laugh, She is beautiful, and perfect in every way, She loves you and, and any guy would be… — Love My Twin!
The Worst Thing A Guy Can Do Is Have His Girl Thinking Everything is Good, But Have Other Bitches Looking Like If Only She Knew. — Hussein Nishah
I don't get it. I just don't get it. I always give people advice. People say my advice is wonderful advice. I can often tell… — Guardian
Girls, stop acting like you want a guy with traits like Romeo. Bitch! Thats a fucking lie. You always talk about how every mans fake… — Hopsin
You know what really sucks about falling for a guy you know you're not right for? You fall anyway because you think he might turn… — Amanda
Sticks and Stones may break my bones but nooses will kill me,names will never harm me. And Yes My sister has hair down to the… — Bobby Hazzard
A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on. — William S. Burroughs
Most girls say they want a good guy, but when they meet him. They keep him in the friendzone, chase after jerks and end up… — Karim Seddiki
Want to make a good first impression on a guy? Ask questions about him, seem interested, listen, giggle and swallow. — Family Guy
Bronco is the most awsome guy ever, hes just full of awsomness, there will not be a person in this world that can be as… — Unknown Author
If being what I am is being a bitch then HELL yeah! I am one.. If hanging out with a bunch of guy friends (the… — Nikita
Most women keep their feelings bottled up because we are tired of pouring our hearts out to the wrong guy... — Milana May
A guy donated blood to his girlfriend when they broke up, he wanted his blood back.. the girl threw a bloody napkin at him and… — Unknown Author
A guy tried to jump on a building. he was about to let go... when a girl asked him to stop! the girl said: dont… — Unknown Author
Girl: WOW ! You have big feet! =O Guy: You know what they say about big feet dont you? ;) Girl: No?? Guy: BIG SOCKS! — Bubbly
My purpose is to entertain and to show a different emotion of celebrities. I'm not a crazy guy. I just think differently. — Pitbull
A guy goes to a local novelty shop and finds a pair of x-ray glasses. He checks them out, and isnt fully convinced, but the… — Theophilus
That one guy you stare at, wanting to ask him out, but don't know how to ask him, so you dream that he asks you… — Kailey_iloveyhu13
Being a Nice Guy, doesn't mean you are a push over. It also doesn't mean you are easy to manipulate or take advantage of. No,… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler
I wanna meet a guy with plans and ambitions. Not an immature boy on a pussy-hit mission. — Jhecky__

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