Guy Quotes

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I need to start fighting for what I want because in the future I don't want to be that guy that always say If only... — Rasheed Bryant
Im through with guys, they all tell lies, they break your heart, and make you cry, loving guys is such a sin, Hey check out… — Unknown Author
If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, you know you have small boobs. — Hussein Nishah
That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow... — Hussein Nishah
Stay away from my guy or else I'm gonna grab your FACE and THROW it.. — Amaya
Girls If a guy wants you for your breasts, legs and thighs, send him to KFC. You're a lady not a cheap value meal. — Agirlswagg
I get this feeling all the time. Like no guy will ever meet my standards. And then..here you come again. — Anne Dawn
Dating a rich guy doesn't make u successful in life! Success is the result of constant hard work, learning from failure, diligence and persistence.... — Newlove
Oh sure, I think other guys are cute, but everytime I see a cute guy, I remind myself of how cute you are, of how… — Unknown Author
I wonder how you remember me. As the guy who gave you his world, or the guy with the broken heart. — Unknown Author
I wish you could understand that no GUY will ever love you like I do. — Unknown Author
Obama is a guy who claims to be unaware that there was a Tea Party, a guy that's detached from the country. — Grover Norquist
Handsome guy and a pretty girl will make a beautiful wedding; but a faithful man and a good woman will make a beautiful marriage — Uknown
A girl is special, created by God. If you praise her, she thinks youre lying. If you dont, youre good for nothing. If she talks,… — Richard Pennington Baidoo
At first I had to hate the guy you dumped me for. Now I want to buy him a drink and say Thanks Buddy! — Bill Steinhour
You are gonna make some guy so happy. I just hope whoever it is, he deserves a girl like you. — Joe Dirt
I want to believe that your this perfect guy and everything you say to me is true, but when I look at you, like really… — Unknown Author
It's sad when a guy has more dick in his personality than in his pants — Candace Prickett
They say they're preserving 'the sanctity of marriage' which means that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but a… — Lea DeLaria
I'm not the No. 1 starter. I'm not the guy that's going to carry the staff for four months out of the season, but I… — Jamie Moyer

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