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Guess Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- I guess 14% plus Jesus equals victory
- They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am.
- Science attacks our most cherished opinions. Opinions which come straight from our collective gut. Oh, wait, according to gastroenterologists, the only thing that comes from…
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- I grew up in a working-class family, so I guess you could say I write from what I know. — Andrea Arnold
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- I guess we all like to be recognized not for one piece of fireworks, but for the ledger of our daily work. — Neil Armstrong
- Hey Mason, wipe the drool off your face. If you're going to think about me naked, do it on your own time."… — Richelle Mead
- I guess I wanted to leave America for awhile. It wasn't that I wanted to become an expatriate, or just never come… — Paul Auster
- I guess I do prefer a ball cap. I have performed without a cap, mostly at funerals and weddings. — Rodney Atkins