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Guess Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- I couldn't find a place that sells honey. I guess it just wasn't meant to Bee.
- Guys I think I'm getting lucky tonight. The girl in the ice cream store just asked me if I wanna spoon. I guess she's lonely…
- My sweet wife getting so upset watching Sunny Leone. Guess I should stop masturbating and see what's wrong with her.
- When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb.
- I typed the word Google into Google. Guess what came up? Everything.
- I hate to travel. I guess it's because my father used to beat me with a globe.
- A fun game to play is to guess if the waiter is walking towards you with your food order and calling him an asshole when…
- If I were a complete jerk I guess I'd answer a question with a question too.
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- I grew up in a working-class family, so I guess you could say I write from what I know. — Andrea Arnold
- I guess I do prefer a ball cap. I have performed without a cap, mostly at funerals and weddings. — Rodney Atkins
- All I wanted to do was write - at the time, poems, and prose, too. I guess my ambition was simply to… — Paul Auster
- I guess the toughest things in translations are word play, which can never be reproduced exactly. — Paul Auster
- If your happiness depends on what somebody else does, I guess you do have a problem. — Richard Bach
- I guess I watch more MTV than you do. I'm a junkie for it. — Sebastian Bach
- It's too easy to do your own site to not have one these days. I guess everyone has one. — Sebastian Bach
- I guess subconsciously that all the great people you work with have an influence on you. — Eric Bana
- I guess I'm a very keen observer, and I'd like to think I have a good imagination. — Eric Bana