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Bill Engvall has 26 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, that it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties...welcome…
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There's a group in California that wants to make suicide a capital offense punishable by death. That's like punishing someone for being…
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I called my wife up on the cell phone and said baby you aint gonna believe this, i go, we just hit…
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I go "I just want a cup of black coffee." She goes "Do you want to try a biscotti? They're from Italy…
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He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot."…
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I've come up with the three things you never want to hear at your kid's parent/teacher conference. Number one: 'You're only responsible…
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Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger.
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I might have tried bungee jumping, until I saw that video of that guy whose cord came untied. He didn't know it…
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So finally, on about the fifteenth tee, I hit the drive of my life. And any of you people who play golf,…
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Hat's why they're man's best friend. 'Cause guys want buddies that are dumber than they are. So do women, but they've already…
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This guy from L.A. sits down next to me, and he says 'you like baseball?' I said, 'Oh, man, I love baseball.'…
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I hit two trees and fell down a ditch. And that was just walking from the lodge.
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All my career I've gone to teams on the decline. I went to Quebec when they were losing the Stastny brothers. I…
— Ron Tugnutt
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When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky.
— Joe Sakic
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The only way you can check Gretzky is to hit him when he is standing still singing the national anthem.
— Harry Sinden
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On how he met Wayne Gretzky: I was in L.A. preparing for Indian Wells, and a mutual friend asked if I'd like…
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I like to think of the world's greatest athlete coming up to bat against me - Tiger Woods, Wayne Gretzky, I don't…
— David Cone
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He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot."…
— Bill Engvall
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Well, unless you're Wayne Gretzky or Michael Jordan, you need the full support of your team.
— Greg Louganis
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You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky
— Michael Scott
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It was okay for Wayne Gretzky's dad, for instance, to give him a hockey stick, or Joe Montana's dad to give him…
— Jimmy Connors
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The first time I met Wayne Gretzky... he never said anything back.
— Gordie Howe
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Tiger Woods, Larry Bird, Wayne Gretzky, a pitcher just before a game, I would imagine they all have nervous energy. But as…
— Randy Johnson
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I realize there will not be another Gretzky, and I will be the first one to say I will not break his…
— Sidney Crosby
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