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Great Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- Come Late And Your Girlfriend Will Say Youre Late. Cum Late And She Will Say Youre Great!
- A good friend will return your pendrive. A great friend will return it full of porn !
- TV shows are great when your getting a blowjob. It gives you something to look forward to.
- Blowjobs not only feel great, they're also a great way to get your girl to shut the fuck up.
- The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.
- I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made my own hours.
- A surprise party is a great way to show your wife how awesome you are at lying to her face.
- I don't have a great sense of humor, but I do have a great sense of nonsense.
- WIFE, A great comfort during her husband's troubles -- those, that as a bachelor, he would never have had;
- I'd be a great mattress salesman coz I love removing pants for no reason and spending all day looking at porn.
- One of the great mysteries of life is how a man can leave his car keys in the refrigerator.
- My best friend told me about a great 80's porn site. I fucking hope he meant the 1980's.
- Time is a great healer but a lousy beautician.
- Just be yourself is great advice to maybe 12% of people.
- Great Unanswered Question in Life: Who took a bite out of the apple on iPhones, Macbooks, and iPads?
- If an egg is broken by outside force - LIFE ENDS. If an egg breaks from WITHIN - LIFE BEGINS. GREAT things always begin from…
- Just had some great sex! My wife kept screaming for me to stop, but I couldn't hear her over her sister's moaning.
- My Wife was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. She got a mudpack and looked great for two…
- My wife said Honey , go get a dozen condoms, I'm horny .... I said Great Darlin, I'll be right back ..... when I got…
- Sometimes I think we are capable of great things as a species, but then I notice how many people can't put their shopping cart away.
- Like to tell my girlfriend Great job on those tits before she leaves for work.
- I'm no religious man but blowjobs are a great way for bad girls to pay for their sins.
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