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Anthony Jeselnik has 30 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I've got a long history of suicid in my family; the good news is it skips a generation, so, if I'm lucky,…
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This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend for months in advance that all I wanted was an Xbox. That's it. Beginning and…
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My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend.
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Mike Tyson, what can I say about you that hasn’t already been the title of a Richard Pryor album?
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Charlie Sheen called his boss on 'Two and a Half Men' a 'Jew ki**' and expected to go back to work. That’s crazy.…
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God, that Anthony Jeselnik Show sounds really funny.
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My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a…
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Katey Sagal, you are an incredible actress. You worked on ‘Married with Children,’ the show that changed comedy, ‘Sons of Anarchy,’ the…
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You know how everybody has that one weird creepy uncle? Well, Seth Green looks like he got raped by all of them.
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Ellen Barkin, your upcoming TV show ‘The New Normal’ premiers on September 11th. September 11th, that sounds about right. Every clip I’ve…
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Wayne Brady, I don’t understand why people keep joking that you’re not black. Wayne Brady, you are BLACK. After all, I only…
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The world is full of horrible things...
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For a while after the rape, I was afraid of my own sexuality, because I got raped right about the time when…
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I got raped when I was 11, and I loved it.
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Wouldn't it be funny if that girl got raped by like, 5 guys right now? Like right now? What if a bunch…
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You know how everybody has that one weird creepy uncle? Well, Seth Green looks like he got raped by all of them.
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I don't have to talk about whether or not I got raped in jail.
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I had to get on this subject cause too many niggas be fussin Bout how us studs think we thugs when we…
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Got raped of my personal identify,realised too late I was www.com
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They telling me this little girl just got raped, Some dude snatched her and she was standing at the bus stop....wait, man…
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Remember the world is bigger than you me. Before you talk about somebody, remember that everyone has a story. Some people got…
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MAHAR PIG BRO !! THIS IS FR U ..I CAPTURED THIS PIC WHEN U GOT RAPED BY ROCKY :p HAHAHAHA !! JST…
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