« All Good Quotes · Karl Pilkington's Page
Good Quotes by Karl Pilkington
- Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
- If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing
- It's no good operating on eyes if your eyes are asleep
- Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
- People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off.…
- If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
- I came up with a good idea....see-through skin.
- I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
- I came face-to-face with a gorilla which was quite good, but it was a 10-hour trek in bad weather, up hills, covered in mud, with…
- For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
- I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
- I sometimes wonder how we're short of cod. There's gonna be a load deep down that are hiding. But it's a good reason to put…
- People say if bees die out, the world would end, apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed…
More Good Quotes
- Dedicate yourself to the good you deserve and desire for yourself. Give yourself peace of mind. You deserve to be happy. You… — Hannah Arendt
- The sad truth is that most evil is done by people who never make up their minds to be good or evil. — Hannah Arendt
- Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. — Hannah Arendt
- Economic growth may one day turn out to be a curse rather than a good, and under no conditions can it either… — Hannah Arendt
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- I do think the heart can balance out the mind, if your heart is in a good place it can give you… — Alexis Arguello
- Aside from a handful of guys boxing is missing the good trainers, that's why our sport is so in the air now… — Alexis Arguello
- I work with really hard-working people who are really good at what they do. — J. J. Abrams
- From heresy, frenzy and jealousy, good Lord deliver me. — Ludovico Ariosto
- Jealousy is both reasonable and belongs to reasonable men, while envy is base and belongs to the base, for the one makes… — Aristotle
- Good habits formed at youth make all the difference. — Aristotle
- Therefore, the good of man must be the end of the science of politics. — Aristotle