"If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your……" — Karl Pilkington
"If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good"
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176 Quotes by Karl Pilkington
Karl Pilkington has 176 quotes on this site.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph…
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it?
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse…
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That's the problem with them fables, they're putting animals together that wouldn't meet. I don't know where a scorpion is…
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not…
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a…
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How would I know which one I was?
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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More Bollocks Quotes
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one of 19 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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There is not a single extant study that supports all the arguments against men being with their children. It's absolute…
— Bob Geldof
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I got fed up of listening to bollocks
— Jeremy Paxman
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I think The Song Remains The Same is such a load of old bollocks.
— Robert Plant
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There are scientists who will tell you that spirit, because it can’t be measured, doesn’t exist. Bollocks. It does exist
— Sam Allardyce
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Bollocks have never frightened me. I'll eat a bollock any time.
— Germaine Greer
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Truth is I thought it mattered. I thought that music mattered. But does it? Bollocks! Not compared to how people…
— Pete Postlethwaite
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Privately, I consider religion to be a load of bollocks, but when you have a sobbing five year old wanting…
— Tana French
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You finish a movie and you think, there, you've done it, really well, or best you can. But if you…
— Richard E. Grant
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I wanted to dismantle the bollocks that there's a military structure to a gang, with a leader, second leader, the…
— Peter Mullan
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The phrase ‘the Internet never forgets’ is complete bollocks
— Jeremy Keith
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I'm probably just an obnoxious little bollocks. Who cares?
— Michael O'Leary
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Cooking today is a young man's game, I don't give a bollocks what anyone says.
— Gordon Ramsay
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