Bollocks Quotes
19 quotes by 18 authors
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
— Karl Pilkington
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There is not a single extant study that supports all the arguments against men being with their children. It's absolute bollocks
— Bob Geldof
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I got fed up of listening to bollocks
— Jeremy Paxman
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I think The Song Remains The Same is such a load of old bollocks.
— Robert Plant
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There are scientists who will tell you that spirit, because it can’t be measured, doesn’t exist. Bollocks. It does exist
— Sam Allardyce
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Bollocks have never frightened me. I'll eat a bollock any time.
— Germaine Greer
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Truth is I thought it mattered. I thought that music mattered. But does it? Bollocks! Not compared to how people matter.
— Pete Postlethwaite
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Privately, I consider religion to be a load of bollocks, but when you have a sobbing five year old wanting to know what happened to…
— Tana French
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You finish a movie and you think, there, you've done it, really well, or best you can. But if you watch it, you see it…
— Richard E. Grant
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I wanted to dismantle the bollocks that there's a military structure to a gang, with a leader, second leader, the good looking one, first babe,…
— Peter Mullan
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The phrase ‘the Internet never forgets’ is complete bollocks
— Jeremy Keith
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I'm probably just an obnoxious little bollocks. Who cares?
— Michael O'Leary
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Cooking today is a young man's game, I don't give a bollocks what anyone says.
— Gordon Ramsay
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I'm the one who steps from the shadows, all trenchcoat and cigarette and arrogance, ready to deal with the madness. Oh, I've got it all…
— Garth Ennis
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They said I would never write this book. Well, f**k ’em – ’cos here it is. All I have to do now is remember something...…
— Ozzy Osbourne
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We have to get out of here, Bram. Before they take our bollocks and use them for pincushions.
— Tessa Dare
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I'm never going to believe a Poirot mystery again. Never. All those witnesses going, "Yes, I remember it was 3:06 p.m. exactly, because I glanced…
— Sophie Kinsella
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What language are you talking in now? It appears to be bollocks.
— Richard Wilson
Who Wrote These Bollocks Quotes
18 authors contributed a total of 19 Bollocks Quotes as follows: