Bollocks Quotes

19 quotes by 18 authors

• If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good — Karl Pilkington
• There is not a single extant study that supports all the arguments against men being with their children. It's absolute bollocks — Bob Geldof
• I got fed up of listening to bollocks — Jeremy Paxman
• I think The Song Remains The Same is such a load of old bollocks. — Robert Plant
• There are scientists who will tell you that spirit, because it can’t be measured, doesn’t exist. Bollocks. It does exist — Sam Allardyce
• Bollocks have never frightened me. I'll eat a bollock any time. — Germaine Greer
• Truth is I thought it mattered. I thought that music mattered. But does it? Bollocks! Not compared to how people matter. — Pete Postlethwaite
• Privately, I consider religion to be a load of bollocks, but when you have a sobbing five year old wanting to know what happened to… — Tana French
• You finish a movie and you think, there, you've done it, really well, or best you can. But if you watch it, you see it… — Richard E. Grant
• I wanted to dismantle the bollocks that there's a military structure to a gang, with a leader, second leader, the good looking one, first babe,… — Peter Mullan
• The phrase ‘the Internet never forgets’ is complete bollocks — Jeremy Keith
• I'm probably just an obnoxious little bollocks. Who cares? — Michael O'Leary
• Cooking today is a young man's game, I don't give a bollocks what anyone says. — Gordon Ramsay
• I'm the one who steps from the shadows, all trenchcoat and cigarette and arrogance, ready to deal with the madness. Oh, I've got it all… — Garth Ennis
• They said I would never write this book. Well, f**k ’em – ’cos here it is. All I have to do now is remember something...… — Ozzy Osbourne
• We have to get out of here, Bram. Before they take our bollocks and use them for pincushions. — Tessa Dare
• I'm never going to believe a Poirot mystery again. Never. All those witnesses going, "Yes, I remember it was 3:06 p.m. exactly, because I glanced… — Sophie Kinsella
• What language are you talking in now? It appears to be bollocks. — Richard Wilson

Who Wrote These Bollocks Quotes

18 authors contributed a total of 19 Bollocks Quotes as follows:

• 1 Bollocks Quote by Karl Pilkington
• 1 Bollocks Quote by Bob Geldof
• 1 Bollocks Quote by Jeremy Paxman
• 1 Bollocks Quote by Robert Plant
• 1 Bollocks Quote by Sam Allardyce
• 1 Bollocks Quote by Germaine Greer
• 1 Bollocks Quote by Pete Postlethwaite
• 1 Bollocks Quote by Tana French
• 1 Bollocks Quote by Richard E. Grant
• 1 Bollocks Quote by Peter Mullan
• 1 Bollocks Quote by Jeremy Keith
• 1 Bollocks Quote by Michael O'Leary
• 1 Bollocks Quote by Gordon Ramsay
• 1 Bollocks Quote by Garth Ennis
• 1 Bollocks Quote by Ozzy Osbourne
• 1 Bollocks Quote by Tessa Dare
• 1 Bollocks Quote by Sophie Kinsella
• 1 Bollocks Quote by Richard Wilson