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Family Guy has 35 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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All right, all right, make like Siamese twins and split... And then one of you die. -Peter Griffin
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Ive sprouted another finger. Counting the one from yesterday, Im up to 11. -Baby Stewie
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I want pancakes! God, do you people understand every language except English? Yo quiero pancakes! Donnez moi pancakes! Click click bloody click…
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Dear McGyver: Enclosed is a paper clip, a rubber band, and a drinking straw. Please save our dog. -Peter Griffin
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Hes very theatrical. A little pestilence here, a plague there... Omnipotence...got to get me…
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I will not stand idly by while you abrogate my plans! You shall rue this day!... Well, go on, start ruing! -Stewie
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Theres always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and its not so much that I want to kill her,…
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Dear diary: Jackpot. -Glen Quagmire
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And Joe, Ive had new neighbors before, but none of them were half the man you are. Since youre half a man…
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Hey, Mother! I come bearing a gift. Ill give you a hint: its in my diaper, and its not a toaster. -Stewie…
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Guns dont kill people; dangerous minorities do. -Gun-rights advocate
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I had such a crush on her. Until I met you, Lois. Youre my silver medal. -Peter Griffin
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I don't wanna die, I'm not gonna lie to you I admit that and I'm not asking for clemency, I'm not asking…
— Ted Bundy
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We're all gonna lie, we're all gonna cry, and we're all gonna take painful shits.
— Dane Cook
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Obviously as I'm getting older, I'm seeing changes in my body that I may not like... but I do love food, and…
— Erin Andrews
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I'm not gonna lie, I love Usain Bolt and Serena Williams. What I love about Serena is that she just gets on…
— Gabby Douglas
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I had an attitude problem when I was a kid. I'm not gonna lie.
— Tionne Watkins
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If your out and your girl asks Where are you? randomly, don't lie. Chances are she knows where you are and wants…
— Nikhil Saluja
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Your a hot mess....emphasis on the hot part. And the mess. Not gonna lie, your kinda crazy sometimes ^_^
— Rachel
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If you are seriously gonna lie to me,then at least take the time to make sure that your lies all add up.
— Abhishek Tiwari
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Failing all of my classes. dad didnt take it so well. but that what happens when you dont see your best friend…
— Patience
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My face dioe xDDDD total fear face not gonna lie .-. I look uumm shitty xDD
— Patience
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People are gonna lie and cheat and play u but don't get mad or cry .because God's showing there true colors.ironic.
— Miranda
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If you're gonna lie to me, make sure I don't find out the truth. Ok?
— Quell Keith
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