Golf Quotes

1965 Golf quotes by 664 unique authors

You learn to write the same way you learn to play golf... You do it, and keep doing it until you get it right. A… — Tom Clancy
Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees. — Bob Hope
If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right. — Bob Hope
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls. — Bob Hope
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie. — Bob Hope
I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals. — Bob Hope
If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him. — Bob Hope
Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of… — Bob Hope
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens. — Bob Hope
A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream. — Bob Hope
I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, 'What do I do next?' Pat replied, 'Wait till the pain dies down.' — Bob Hope
Golf is a hard game to figure. One day you will go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and… — Bob Hope
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it's silly to let the game get to you. When I miss a… — Bob Hope
I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters. — Bob Hope
Irish gardens beat all for horror. With 19 gardeners, Lord Talbot of Malahide has produced an affair exactly like a suburban golf course. — Nancy Mitford
When you did the job, you thought you were just trying to amuse your friends who are all on the job. I'm just trying to… — Bill Murray
I do not look back at what might have been. If I did that, playing golf would drive me crazy. — Tiger Woods
A lot of people still disregard something like yoga. I would have as a young player. I would have been too busy playing golf or… — Gary Speed
We are a global sport. I mean, golf is obviously played all around the world. But when you have your National Championship, of course, everybody… — Paula Creamer
When I first started playing golf, I was heavily into softball and basketball. — Paula Creamer
My main goal is to be the No. 1 American and the No. 1 player in the world. If an American is on top of… — Paula Creamer
There are so many lessons in life that can be learned through golf. I am not afraid to say that I am still learning some… — Paula Creamer
Now personally, I think the president should golf every day and never have a press conference. I want the leader of the free world to… — Mark McKinnon
My father was a very good golfer and he got me started early. My grandfather played, too. It was just something that the Kroft family… — Steve Kroft
We put suffocation warnings on all the - on every piece of plastic film manufactured in the United States or for sale with an item… — Gever Tulley

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