Golf Quotes

1965 Golf quotes by 664 unique authors

The greatest thing about tomorrow is, I will be better than I am today. And that's how I look at my life. I will be… — Tiger Woods
Wait, we can not break bread with you. You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced… — Paul Rudnick
I noticed that she wore her evening dress, all her dresses, like sports clothes-there was a jauntiness about her movements as if she had first… — F. Scott Fitzgerald
I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you. Now watch this drive. — George W. Bush
You have the opposite of poker face. You have like.. miniature golf face. — Elizabeth Gilbert
if you gone come in second, you're just the first loser! — Tiger Woods
Bliss—a-second-by-second joy and gratitude at the gift of being alive, conscious—lies on the other side of crushing, crushing boredom. Pay close attention to the most… — David Foster Wallace
This was something you had to work through on you own," Jason said. "Besides, I knew you'd do the right thing." "Oh, right," I said.… — Meg Cabot
So I do have this ambivalence. Obviously I'm against militaries, because of what militaries do. In many ways though, the air force was unmilitary-like. They… — George Carlin
Don't wish for less problems; wish for more skills. — Jim Rohn
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an ever smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose — Winston Churchill
If you have ever seen a dragon in a pinch, you will realize that this was only poetical exaggeration applied to any hobbit, even to… — J.R.R. Tolkien
It is like sitting in a traffic jam on the San Diego Freeway with your windows rolled up and Portuguese music booming out of the… — Hunter S. Thompson
I started watching golf for the first time yesterday. I`m really worried about myself. I was actually enjoying it. — Ewan McGregor
although she went home that night feeling happier than she had ever been in her short life, she did not confuse the golf course party… — E. Lockhart
Boredom forces you to ring people you haven’t seen for eighteen years and halfway through the conversation you remember why you left it so long.… — Jeremy Clarkson
But I have to say this in defense of humankind: In no matter what era in history, including the Garden of Eden, everybody just got… — Kurt Vonnegut
For as long as I could remember, he had never worn a single piece of clothing that could be considered casual. Khaki shorts and golf… — Anne Fortier
The end of the story of Batman is he's dead. Because, in the end, the Batman dies. What else am I going to do? Retire… — Neil Gaiman
The more New Yorkers like something, the more disgusted they are. "The kitchen was all Sub-Zero: I want to kill myself. The building has a… — Tina Fey
You know what the game of golf is, don't you? It's basketball for people who can't jump and chess for people who can't think. — Tom Robbins
Uh, yeah, I do. The scythe was a little tricky at first, but—much like golf—turns out it’s all in the swing. — Rachel Vincent
To Sally, who showed me the benefits of the sport of golf. — Steig Larsson
Among other things, neuroplasticity means that emotions such as happiness and compassion can be cultivated in much the same way that a person can learn… — Andrew Weil
Golf is a mental disorder. — Edgar Rice Burroughs

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