Golf Quotes

1965 Golf quotes by 664 unique authors

I trained more than anybody ever in a golf film ever made - my swing is pretty hot. — Shia LaBeouf
I understand why marriages break up over golf. I can't even talk about my own handicap because it's too upsetting. — Shia LaBeouf
And if you're a golfer and you watch a golf film and Matt Damon swing, and it's not great, then you're not going to believe… — Shia LaBeouf
When you look at golf films before us they're all - garbage or satire. A lot of sports films tend to vilify the opposition. Where… — Shia LaBeouf
Golf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort. — Stephen Leacock
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. — Jack Lemmon
It's not like I'm hanging out at shopping malls or going to celebrity golf tournaments. I'm so in my own little world. I got my… — Jared Leto
It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. — Robert Wilson Lynd
When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on… — Bernie Mac
When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man. Until Tiger showed up, they weren't in very good shape. — Norm MacDonald
He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie. — Mickey Mantle
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt. — Dean Martin
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. — Groucho Marx
I'm a golfer, and what are the two sports you can do till you drop? Golf and surfing. They're great for you limber-wise, they're great… — Matthew McConaughey
Golf courses sell real estate and that's why they're built. — Ed McMahon
It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. — H. L. Mencken
Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad. — A A Milne
But I can only take so much TV, because there is so much advice. I find people will preach about virtually anything - your diet,… — Bill Murray
I am decidedly unfriendly during a golf game, from the first hole to the last. — Rafael Nadal
I am a guy who likes to do what I am doing with passion, whether it's a soccer match with friends or golf. — Rafael Nadal
For sure, with golf it's not a physically demanding sport like tennis. That's what makes tennis great - you combine both things. It's a very… — Rafael Nadal
I admire a lot of people, but in terms of sport I've always loved the mentality of Tiger Woods on a golf course. I always… — Rafael Nadal
I am very lucky because when I come back home, I have a completely normal life. I can relax, playing golf, fishing - doing what… — Rafael Nadal
All I do is play music and golf - which one do you want me to give up? — Willie Nelson
Focus on remedies, not faults. — Jack Nicklaus

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