Golf Quotes

1965 Golf quotes by 664 unique authors

There would be nothing to get me to run for president. I don't even understand how anyone would want that job at all. Although I… — Ellen DeGeneres
I can't wait to be that age and hanging out with a bunch of people hanging out all day playing golf and going to the… — Cameron Diaz
Golf is a search for perfection, for balance. It's about meditation and concentration. You have to use hand and brain. — Celine Dion
I've been around golf my whole life. My father did it all the time, and I resented him for it. But a couple years ago… — Fred Durst
I don't play golf. I have more fun singing and dancing. — Dick Van Dyke
I found out retirement means playing golf, or I don't know what the hell it means. But to me, retirement means doing what you have… — Dick Van Dyke
Forty percent of the United States drains into the Mississippi. It's agriculture. It's golf courses. It's domestic runoff from our lawns and roads. Ultimately, where… — Sylvia Earle
Imagination is more important than knowledge. — Albert Einstein
My wife, she still gives me a hard time, and says I hunt too much or I like to play golf too much. And she's… — Brett Favre
They call it golf because all the other four-letter words were taken. — Ray Floyd
I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators. — Gerald R. Ford
The pat on the back, the arm around the shoulder, the praise for what was done right and the sympathetic nod for what wasn't are… — Gerald R. Ford
A round of golf is the ideal antidote to stress. — Bruce Forsyth
Golf is hugely important, as it keeps me going. — Bruce Forsyth
If I go out one night, I must stay in the next. It's the same with my golf. If I play one day, I don't… — Bruce Forsyth
When I married Wilnelia, one of the first things I wanted to know about Puerto Rico was the quality of the golf courses. — Bruce Forsyth
Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much. — Buddy Hackett
I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart. — Buddy Hackett
You're only here for a short visit. Don't hurry, don't worry. And be sure to smell the flowers along the way. — Walter Hagen
There is no tragedy in missing a putt, no matter how short. All have erred in this respect. — Walter Hagen
My dear, did you ever stop to think what a wonderful bunker you would make? — Walter Hagen
That's what makes the Ryder Cup in golf so much better than the Masters or the U.S. Open. To be a part of something that… — Scott Hamilton
I always wanted to be a golfer, only I realised that if I'd played golf I would have been skint. — Alan Hansen
Golf made me feel like a loser. So I dismissed it. — Mariska Hargitay
The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. — Ernest Hemingway

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