"I've had a good day when I don't…" — Buddy Hackett
"I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart."
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22 Quotes by Buddy Hackett
Buddy Hackett has 22 quotes on this site.
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Once when I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked the ball into the swamp. I went in after it and…
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If it's dirty, it's not funny, but if it's funny, it's not dirty.
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I found out that if you made people laugh, they like you. Most people got to like me because I…
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As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
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I've had a few arguments with people, but I never carry a grudge. You know why? While you're carrying a…
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Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.
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At the Sahara, the seats are banked and most of the audience is looking down at the stage. Everybody in…
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I have the gift of laughter. I can make people laugh at will. In good times and in bad. And…
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A comedian sees the world bent. I'm tangent to the circle.
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There have always been mixed emotions about Howard Cosell: Some people hate him like poison, and other people just hate…
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What makes a comedian has nothing to do with religion. Think of Red Skelton, Jimmy Durante, Jackie Gleason, who were…
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When I do an hour-and-a-half show, if I don't improvise 20 minutes worth of new material each night, I feel…
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More Cart Quotes
This quote is filed under Cart Quotes,
one of 122 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Today we often think that before we start living a religious life we have first to accept the creedal doctrines…
— Karen Armstrong
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Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old.
— Erma Bombeck
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Why not upset the apple cart? If you don't, the apples will rot anyway.
— Frank A. Clark
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The arts of peace and the arts of war are like two wheels of a cart which, lacking one, will…
— Unknown Author
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I don't rate myself as a fantastic, talented athlete. I just have perseverance. I'm a cart horse. I work hard.
— Unknown Author
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The seasons don't matter to most of us anymore except as spectacles. In my county and in many places around…
— Bill McKibben
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Gerry Ford is easy to spot on the course. He drives the cart with the red cross painted on top.
— Bob Hope
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Talking about golf is always boring. Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit…
— Dave Barry
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A careful inspection showed them that, even if they succeeded in righting it by themselves, the cart would travel no…
— Kenneth Grahame
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Every man takes care that his neighbor shall not cheat him. But a day comes when he begins to care…
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
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I did as much as I could: raising chickens, pushing an ice-cream cart, bagging walnuts, driving a tractor on a…
— Charles M. Schwab
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Scottish golf is a more public game. It is more reasonably priced and they play faster. It isn't cart golf.…
— Daniel J. King
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