"If it's dirty, it's not funny, but if……" — Buddy Hackett
"If it's dirty, it's not funny, but if it's funny, it's not dirty."
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Buddy Hackett
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22 Quotes by Buddy Hackett
Buddy Hackett has 22 quotes on this site.
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Once when I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked the ball into the swamp. I went in after it and…
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I found out that if you made people laugh, they like you. Most people got to like me because I…
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As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
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I've had a few arguments with people, but I never carry a grudge. You know why? While you're carrying a…
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Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.
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At the Sahara, the seats are banked and most of the audience is looking down at the stage. Everybody in…
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I have the gift of laughter. I can make people laugh at will. In good times and in bad. And…
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I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart.
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A comedian sees the world bent. I'm tangent to the circle.
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There have always been mixed emotions about Howard Cosell: Some people hate him like poison, and other people just hate…
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What makes a comedian has nothing to do with religion. Think of Red Skelton, Jimmy Durante, Jackie Gleason, who were…
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When I do an hour-and-a-half show, if I don't improvise 20 minutes worth of new material each night, I feel…
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More Dirty Quotes
This quote is filed under Dirty Quotes,
one of 1,108 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Most men I know rely on women to do all the literal dirty work.
— Elizabeth Banks
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I am leaving the town to the invaders: increasingly numerous, mediocre, dirty, badly behaved, shameless tourists.
— Brigitte Bardot
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I can't do the same thing every night, the same gestures... it's like putting on dirty panties every day.
— Brigitte Bardot
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When I was in college, I used to write little ditties and short stories and poetry for my friends. Writing…
— Mario Batali
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We think that democracy can change a lot of things, but we're being fooled, because democracy is not the election.…
— Gael Garcia Bernal
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Vig used to call me 'Elf boy', and I'd call him 'filthy human'. As an Elf, I never got a…
— Orlando Bloom
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I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.
— David Boreanaz
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Life is a game with many rules but no referee. One learns how to play it more by watching it…
— Joseph Brodsky
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I love to have battles of the wits with people that can dish fast and dirty - and it leads…
— Alton Brown
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It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and…
— George Burns
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I hate the fact that people think 'compromise' is a dirty word.
— Barbara Bush
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We can continue to try and clean up the gutters all over the world and spend all of our resources…
— Buzz Aldrin
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