Golf Quotes

1965 Golf quotes by 664 unique authors

If you have a golf-ball-sized consciousness, when you read a book, you'll have a golf-ball-sized understanding; when you look out a window, a golf-ball-sized awareness,… — David Lynch
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course… — Bill Engvall
The people don't take baths and they don't speak English. No golf courses, no room service. Who needs it? — Jim McMahon
US President Gerald Ford's golf was so bad we thought he was a 'Hitman for the PGA! — Bob Hope
That's the difference between golf and many other sports. You go to some other sporting events, they just leave you or give you the cold… — Bernhard Langer
As for me, tough duty though it may be, I continue to do my part for the commercial recreation industry. Fishing, boating, tennis, golf, running,… — George H. W. Bush
Those years on the golf course as a caddie, boy, those people were something. They were vulgar, some were alcoholics, racist, they were very difficult… — Martin Sheen
This golf course, you miss a shot a little bit off-line, it's going to bite you. — Mike Weir
Sometimes in New York, you're walking down the street and you realize there's a girl walking in front of you whose thighs you could hit… — Sloane Crosley
I'm actually a very quiet person off the golf course. I talk 150 miles per hour when I'm at the course, but when in private… — Lee Trevino
This thing is for the game of golf, yeah, but trust me, the Europeans don't have that mentality. — Payne Stewart
I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on the back of… — Bob Hope
Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and really get him mad. — Dick Van Dyke
Agriculture is the new golf — Ed McMahon
I guess what was going to come back came back on Monday. Of course now I've played a different golf course. I've played two practice… — Ray Floyd
I like golf because you can be really terrible at it, and still not look much dorkier than anybody else. — Dave Barry
Show me a man with a great golf game, and I’ll show you a man who has been neglecting something. — John F. Kennedy
Golf really excites me only when the course is difficult and challenging. I love competing. The pressure of competition against fine holes and fine players… — Jack Nicklaus
I feel it's important to be active. People who retire, sit by their swimming pool and golf course and plan to relax have a very… — Betty Ford
The real way to enjoy playing golf is to take pleasure not in the score, but in the execution of strokes. — Bobby Jones
We all know, the ones who play golf, know what a wonderful game it is and what a great past-time it is. — Bernhard Langer
I used to play golf with a guy who cheated so badly that he once had a hole in one and wrote down zero on… — Bob Bruce
The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large… — Confucius
A pretty girl will always have the toughest time learning to play golf, because every man wants to give her lessons. — Harvey Penick
The arc of your swing doesn't have a thing to do with the size of your heart. — Carol Mann

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