Golf Quotes

1965 Golf quotes by 664 unique authors

Golf is the ultimate avoidance activity for the dysfunctional dad. A game so nonsensically difficult, so pointless, so irrationally time consuming, the word golf itself… — Jerry Seinfeld
Golf is a worrier's game, inward, concentrated, a matter of inches, invented by the same people who gave us Presbyterianism. — Robert Hass
Almost a quarter of our planet is a single mountain range and we didn't enter it until after Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin went to… — Robert Ballard
When people discover they are no good at baseball or hockey, they put away their bats and their skates and they take up amateur golf… — Peter Lynch
I do not let a bad score ruin my enjoyment for golf. — Darrell Royal
If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you… — Ray Romano
I find golf very relaxing. It's a way to get away from work and get outside. It's a lot of fun, and once you get… — Bill Gates
Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe. — Lee Trevino
We went around and looked and talked to a lot of foundations with those charities and decided upon the Childrens Hospital. They had a golf… — Tom Kite
This is happening all over the world. It's not just this golf course. Hopefully, if it stays dry, it will let a few more people… — Ben Crenshaw
I enjoy Augusta. I enjoy its challenges. There's no other golf course like this anywhere. Its greens and its challenges on and around the greens… — Ben Crenshaw
I hate golf to be tricked up. To me it's a fun game. — Fuzzy Zoeller
Golf isn't first on my list anymore. There are a lot of things ahead of golf and I have to go ahead and do those… — Fuzzy Zoeller
I donÂ’t like going to the mall. I'm not really like the other girls. I just like to go out on the golf course and… — Michelle Wie
If I ever get bored with golf, I'm going to start over and play lefthanded. — Michelle Wie
It takes having your golf peak four different times throughout the year. You have to like all four golf courses. You've got to be the… — Karrie Webb
I think I was given a gift to play golf and to be mentally strong — Karrie Webb
I expect myself to do well. I'm not, like, 'Oh, well.' I'm not in that category just yet. I don't play great golf a lot… — Fred Couples
I never mixed with golfers when I was playing, mainly because I didn't want to talk golf all night. — Nick Faldo
It goes without saying that it is no good having a perfect setup, perfect grip and perfect golf swing if the whole thing is misaligned.… — Nick Faldo
It’s up to the captain. I certainly feel my golf is worthy of playing in the Ryder Cup. But I’m not sure I’m on the… — Bernhard Langer
I don't think anywhere is there a symbiotic relationship between caddie and player like there is in golf. — Johnny Miller
I spend time with my family. I have got two daughters who are too young to know their Dad's a footballer. They just want to… — Alan Shearer
I've got two girls. I like to play golf. Apart from that there's not a lot goes on in my life. So I am boring,… — Alan Shearer
My first calendar was a combination of photos taken from different shoots including golf and casual — Natalie

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