Golf Quotes

1965 Golf quotes by 664 unique authors

What's the point of washing off your ball when teeing off on a water hole? — Bruce Lansky
If the wind is in your face, you swing too hard just to get the ball through it; if the wind is at your back,… — Henry Beard
Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts. — Henry Beard
A tap-in is a putt that is short enough to be missed one-handed. — Henry Beard
Bets lengthen putts and shorten drives. — Henry Beard
Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife. — Bruce Lansky
On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied. — Bruce Lansky
I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the… — Bruce Lansky
The only thing in my bag that works is the bug spray. — Bruce Lansky
Some golfers fantasize about playing in a foursome with Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, and Sam Snead. The way I hit I'd rather play in a… — Bruce Lansky
The best designs of all are organic, evolving from the subtleties of the ground they inhabit. — Unknown Author
Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The… — Chuck Hogan
Not even Barbra Streisand celebrates herself as tirelessly as golf celebrates itself. — Bruce McCall
It's easy to see golf not as a game at all but as some whey-faced, nineteenth-century Presbyterian minister's fever dream of exorcism achieved through ritual… — Bruce McCall
Golf is a game not just of manners but of morals. — Art Spander
No game designed to be played with the aid of personal servants by right-handed men who can't even bring along their dogs can be entirely… — Bruce McCall
My only goal is to look back at the end of each year and see that I have improved. — Jim Furyk
I used to go to the driving range to practice driving without slicing. Now I go to practice slicing without swearing. — Bruce Lansky
We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance. — Bruce Lansky
The fourth tee brings out a mixture of excitement and anticipation, for about 220 yards down the fairway you catch a glimpse of Stillwater Cove,… — Doug Ferguson
The player had almost as much fun as the parent and coaches. This league is well worth the time the professionals put into it. I… — Unknown Author
Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks - No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard's… — Henry Beard
Wear it if it clashes. — Henry Beard
I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it. — Jay Mohr
I really stay busy [in retirement]. I often have to cancel my golf games on the weekends to go play in tennis tournaments. — Unknown Author

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