Golf Quotes

1965 Golf quotes by 664 unique authors

Look, there are no shortcuts in golf, and there are no shortcuts in life. You have to work for it. Dream big and keep your… — Tiger Woods
In football, there were drinks available everywhere you looked. On a golf tournament, you could find one free anywhere you wanted it. In tennis and… — Pat Summerall
The real beauty of it - key to my life was playing key chords on a banjo. For somebody else it may be a golf… — Vince Gill
In tennis, you can make a couple of mistakes and still win. Not in golf. I played three rounds in that Tahoe event, and I… — Pete Sampras
I run like an electric golf cart. Now I look at eating as a way to feed my body and keep me younger. It's not… — Carol Alt
In the Bob Hope Golf Classic, the participation of President Gerald Ford was more than enough to remind you that the nuclear button was at… — Clive James
I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English. — Chi Chi Rodriguez
We were all born with webbed feet and a golf club in our hand. — Old Tom Morris
Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan. Today it's called the PGA Tour. — Unknown Author
What's nice about our tour is you can't remember your bad shots. — Bob Bruce
If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be barred from any public office in the United States and the families of… — H. L. Mencken
Golf is a lot like sex. It's something you can enjoy all your life. And if you remain an amateur, you get to pick your… — Unknown Author
Dan would rather play golf than have sex any day. — Marilyn Quayle
Because golf exposes the flaws of the human swing - a basically simple maneuver - it causes more self-torture than any game short of Russian… — Grantland Rice
Back horses or go down to Throgmorton Street and try to take it away from the Rothschilds, and I will applaud you as a shrewd… — P.G. Wodehouse
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it. — Jimmy Demaret
Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them. — Kevin Costner
There's going to be places where you can attack the golf course and there's going to be times where you've got to kind of bite… — Jim Furyk
There is one thing in this world that is dumber than playing golf. That is watching someone else playing golf. What do you actually get… — Unknown Author
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls. — Henry Beard
"Play it as it lies" is one of the fundamental dictates of golf — Henry Beard
Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off. — Bruce Lansky
The fundamental problem with golf is that every so often, no matter how lacking you may be in the essential virtues required of a steady… — Unknown Author
Fairway: a narrow strip of mown grass that separates two groups of golfers looking for lost balls in the rough. — Henry Beard
A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom. — Henry Beard

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