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Girlfriend Quotes by Zach Galifianakis
- My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing.
- There was a long time where I was an 'artist' in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had…
- We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I've ever…
More Girlfriend Quotes
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- Whether you're throwing up or breaking up, you want your girlfriend right there! I don't trust women who don't go to their… — Drew Barrymore
- Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. — Joseph Addison
- Girls had never been important. I'd had a girlfriend or two and had liked them a lot but it wasn't love, because… — Boris Becker
- I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love. — Henry Ward Beecher
- At first I was always cast as the girlfriend. It was a long time before I got to play characters who were… — Jacqueline Bisset
- I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends. — Orlando Bloom
- When I was nine, I had this girlfriend and we used to have running races in the park. I wanted to be… — Orlando Bloom
- When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. — Elizabeth Bowen
- Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life. — Leo Buscaglia
- My wife - I married my onscreen girlfriend from 'Growing Pains', Mike Seaver's girlfriend, and we've been married for 17 years -… — Kirk Cameron
- I moved from Cleveland to L.A. with a girlfriend, we broke up, and I lived out of my car for a year… — Drew Carey