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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure…
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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.
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I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat,…
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The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.
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When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
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My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.
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Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.
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My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for…
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You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport.
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I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am…
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I get maybe four hours of sleep a night. I'm a little bit crazy.
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For me, comedy is a day-to-day report on the human condition. It's what's happening right now. I get maybe 20 minutes of…
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It takes an awful lot of time for me to write anything. I have endless drafts, one after another; and I try…
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Out of ten swings at the bat, you get maybe seven strikeouts, two base hits, and if you are lucky, one home…
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I need eight hours to get maybe 20 minutes of work done. I had one of those yesterday: seven hours of self-loathing.
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Always think that in any area of the arts, you get maybe ten percent of people who are creative, original... and the…
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I want to be clear about this. If you wrote from experience, you'd get maybe one book, maybe three poems. Writers write…
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My husband was in the war of the Crimea. It is terrible the hardships he went through, to be two months without…
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