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- I used to drink, I did. I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the cops, I'd be…
- I don't get along with anything, I really don't...I'm, I'm, maybe I'm just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being.
- The CIA has a plot...they've used before to get rid of world leaders. Only problem...is convincing Hussein...to fly to Dallas.
- 'Warning: Smoking may cause fetal injury or premature birth.'...Found MY brand! Just don't get the ones that say 'lung cancer.'
- Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid.
- Mister, I don't want no trouble. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife.…
- I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]
- Why do we put people who are on drugs in jail? They're sick, they're not criminals. Sick people don't get healed in prison. You see?…
- Christianity has a built-in defense system: anything that questions a belief, no matter how logical the argument is, is the work of Satan by the…
- I saw a sign on the side of the road in Tennessee once that said 'dirt for sale'... what a great country we live in.…
- I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.
- Does anyone here work in advertising or marketing? Well if you do, when you get home take a gun shoot yourself. No bullshit, I'm not…
- I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
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- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- I wanted to get back to my style of 20 years ago after a long period of exploring horror and fantasy themes. — Dario Argento
- Jealousy is both reasonable and belongs to reasonable men, while envy is base and belongs to the base, for the one makes… — Aristotle
- Most people would rather give than get affection. — Aristotle
- The faces I see in the modeling industry can get dull. — Kevyn Aucoin
- Get this in mind early: We never grow up. — Richard Bach
- The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. — Richard Bach
- I never thought being obnoxious would get me where I am today. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- The riskiest thing you can do is get greedy. — Lance Armstrong
- If you worried about falling off the bike, you'd never get on. — Lance Armstrong
- I still don't get golf. — Lance Armstrong