Best Funny Valentines Day Quotes

29 Funny Valentines Day quotes by 28 unique authors

• Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. — Judith Viorst
• It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men. — Mae West
• Women are cursed, and men are the proof. — Roseanne Barr
• A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses. — H. L. Mencken

Who Wrote These Funny Valentines Day Quotes

28 authors contributed a total of 29 Funny Valentines Day Quotes, led by these top contributors:

• 2 Funny Valentines Day Quotes by Unknown Author
• 1 Funny Valentines Day Quote by Yeardley Smith
• 1 Funny Valentines Day Quote by Stephen Colbert
• 1 Funny Valentines Day Quote by Sean Connery
• 1 Funny Valentines Day Quote by Saul Bellow
• 1 Funny Valentines Day Quote by Rupert Brooke
• 1 Funny Valentines Day Quote by Roseanne Barr
• 1 Funny Valentines Day Quote by Robert Orben
• 1 Funny Valentines Day Quote by Rita Rudner
• 1 Funny Valentines Day Quote by Phyllis Diller
• 1 Funny Valentines Day Quote by Natalie Clifford Barney
• 1 Funny Valentines Day Quote by Mike Birbiglia
• 1 Funny Valentines Day Quote by Melanie Clark Pullen
• 1 Funny Valentines Day Quote by Matt Groening
• 1 Funny Valentines Day Quote by Martha Stewart
• 1 Funny Valentines Day Quote by Mae West
• 1 Funny Valentines Day Quote by Lord Byron
• 1 Funny Valentines Day Quote by Lewis Grizzard
• 1 Funny Valentines Day Quote by Jules Renard
• 1 Funny Valentines Day Quote by Judith Viorst
• 1 Funny Valentines Day Quote by Jimmy Fallon
• 1 Funny Valentines Day Quote by Jay Leno
• 1 Funny Valentines Day Quote by H. L. Mencken
• 1 Funny Valentines Day Quote by Groucho Marx
• 1 Funny Valentines Day Quote by George Lopez