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- When you're in love you never really know whether your elation comes from the qualities of the one you love, or if… — Natalie Clifford Barney
- A man is only as good as what he loves. — Saul Bellow
- A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. — Rupert Brooke
- Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life. — Lord Byron
- Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day.… — Jimmy Fallon
- Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't that freak you out a little? It's… — Unknown Author
- The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok,… — George Lopez
- I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines… — Mike Birbiglia
- Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you're old. — Stephen Colbert
- Love is just a chocolate substitute. — Melanie Clark Pullen
- Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter. — Martha Stewart
- Sex, unlike justice, should not be seen to be done. — Unknown Author