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H. L. Mencken has 641 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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A man full of faith is simply one who has lost the capacity for clear and realistic thought.
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Religion deserves no more respect than a pile of garbage.
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When I die, I shall be content to vanish into nothingness.... No show, however good, could conceivably be good forever I do…
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People say we need religion when what they really mean is we need police.
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Everyman is thoroughly happy twice in his life, just after he has met his first love, and just after he has left…
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Well, I tell you, if I have been wrong in my agnosticism, when I die I'll walk up to God in a…
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The Old Testament, as everyone who has looked into it is aware, drips with blood; there is, indeed, no more bloody chronicle…
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Men become civilized, not in proportion to their willingness to believe, but in their readiness to doubt.
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To every complex question there is a simple answer and it is wrong...
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The average man never really thinks from end to end of his life. The mental activity of such people is only a…
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I believe that religion, generally speaking, has been a curse to mankind - that its modest and greatly overestimated services on the…
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Goverment is actually the worst failure of civilized man. There has never been a really good one, and even those that are…
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When you're in love you never really know whether your elation comes from the qualities of the one you love, or if…
— Natalie Clifford Barney
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A man is only as good as what he loves.
— Saul Bellow
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A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.
— Rupert Brooke
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Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.
— Lord Byron
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Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day.…
— Jimmy Fallon
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Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't that freak you out a little? It's…
— Unknown Author
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The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok,…
— George Lopez
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I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines…
— Mike Birbiglia
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Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you're old.
— Stephen Colbert
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Love is just a chocolate substitute.
— Melanie Clark Pullen
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Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter.
— Martha Stewart
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Sex, unlike justice, should not be seen to be done.
— Unknown Author
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