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George Lopez has 61 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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When we got married, we agreed on a boy for me, and a girl for you. Mine's upstairs sleeping. Good luck with…
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It's not even about black and white anymore, because so many people are from mixed backgrounds and mixed ethnicities, and it's just…
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I believe that there are certain things that could be taken care of that you don't need a strong political background in.
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I never realized I could love people as much as I do now.
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I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up.
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David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.
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I didn't come from a background where I saw a lot of loving couples. All my aunts and uncles were either split…
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I had a very difficult childhood. I was surrounded by people who had both parents, which made me feel different. Having a…
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I've spent days in cinemas answering questions from the audience, in interviews, travelling abroad, and all they do is thank me nicely.
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If the worst thing that can happen is that nobody laughs, then I can deal with that, because the worst thing that…
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I actually graze at several of the homes while Im playing. There a lot of food going on. I drink and eat…
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I got a pain in my chest, and I can't breathe
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Popular Funny Valentines Day quotes from across the collection:
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When you're in love you never really know whether your elation comes from the qualities of the one you love, or if…
— Natalie Clifford Barney
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A man is only as good as what he loves.
— Saul Bellow
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A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.
— Rupert Brooke
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Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.
— Lord Byron
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Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day.…
— Jimmy Fallon
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Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't that freak you out a little? It's…
— Unknown Author
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The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok,…
— George Lopez
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I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines…
— Mike Birbiglia
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Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you're old.
— Stephen Colbert
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Love is just a chocolate substitute.
— Melanie Clark Pullen
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Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter.
— Martha Stewart
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Sex, unlike justice, should not be seen to be done.
— Unknown Author
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