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Funny Facebook Status Quotes by Superman
- If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your…
- When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
- In grammar class the teacher asks her student 'When you sing you say 'I sing' what do you say when your brother is singing? I…
- I love making friends. I usually prefer to make them out of plaster and give them funny looking hats.
- The best advise I have for all my teachers during a test is to pass the test out as fast as possible before I forget…
- If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
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- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. — Joey Adams
- You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. — Dave Barry
- Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. — Dave Barry
- Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission. — Arnold Bennett
- Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. — Josh Billings
- All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is… — Erma Bombeck
- Who so loves believes the impossible. — Elizabeth Barrett Browning
- It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. — George Burns
- A man is known by the company his mind keeps. — Thomas Bailey Aldrich
- Weather forecast for tonight: dark. — George Carlin