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Funny Facebook Status Quotes by Seth Rogan
- Nice tan, what's your race? Carrot?
- Fuck YOLO, live by F.I.S.H. Fuck it, shit happens.
- Girl Logic: Maybe if I wear this shirt that shows my boobs I'll meet a nice guy who wants me for my personality.
- Roses are red, Twitter is blue...you look bangable, so I'll follow you.
- I wasn't that drunk Dude, you ran up to a tree yelling, Look how big this piece of brocolli is!
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- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. — Joey Adams
- You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. — Dave Barry
- Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. — Dave Barry
- Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission. — Arnold Bennett
- Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. — Josh Billings
- All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is… — Erma Bombeck
- Who so loves believes the impossible. — Elizabeth Barrett Browning
- It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. — George Burns
- A man is known by the company his mind keeps. — Thomas Bailey Aldrich
- Weather forecast for tonight: dark. — George Carlin