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Funny Facebook Status Quotes by Nicole Hill
- My give a fuck button totally failed to commence operation this morning..so, until further notice I'm activating my 'go-on-now' button. Act accordingly!
- Liking the person's last comment on a post instead of replying to it..because,let's face it,your too dwamn lazy to think of something wittier than theirs
- That moment when you don't know which eye to look at when talking to someone who is cock-eyed so you just nod a lot and…
- I like when I ask a person to please have a seat and they point to the only other chair in the room and ask,…
- Don't be alarmed if I call you a whore d'oeuvre...it just means you look tasty hoe!
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- Who so loves believes the impossible. — Elizabeth Barrett Browning
- It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. — George Burns
- A man is known by the company his mind keeps. — Thomas Bailey Aldrich
- Weather forecast for tonight: dark. — George Carlin