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Funny Facebook Status Quotes by Mario Tomasello
- Dear Algebra stop trying to get us to find your x shes never coming back. And don't even think about asking y.
- The only thing I chase goes in my drinks.
- My girlfriend broke up with me because she says I listen to way to much Linkin park but in the end it doesn't even matter.
- If you had to choose between Bill Gates money and world peace...which color would your lamborghini be?
- That moment when the ugliest guy you know gets a girlfriend and your still single.
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- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. — Joey Adams
- You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. — Dave Barry
- Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. — Dave Barry
- Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission. — Arnold Bennett
- Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. — Josh Billings
- All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is… — Erma Bombeck
- Who so loves believes the impossible. — Elizabeth Barrett Browning
- It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. — George Burns
- A man is known by the company his mind keeps. — Thomas Bailey Aldrich
- Weather forecast for tonight: dark. — George Carlin