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- If you bring the balonga..,believe ima bring the goddamn beef. Ima bring the whole cow.
- *Logs on Chat-site ..looks through friend requests...Aceepts* HEY!!...It's like i've seen you before..just can't remember where..oh! you would'nt happen to have a tumblr would you??.....No…
- People staying in line for $300 sneakers...People standing in line for the club..but will those same people stay in line to vote?
- I love drinking....water.
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- If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. — Joey Adams
- You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. — Dave Barry
- Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. — Dave Barry
- Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission. — Arnold Bennett
- Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. — Josh Billings
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- Who so loves believes the impossible. — Elizabeth Barrett Browning
- It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. — George Burns
- A man is known by the company his mind keeps. — Thomas Bailey Aldrich
- Weather forecast for tonight: dark. — George Carlin